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Iam Ener
12 April 2006 @ 10:06 pm

What kind of God are you?
Name
DOB
Favourite Color
You earthly time was spent Raining torrents of blood while sailing over the prostrate masses in an iron chariot
Your throne is A great mountain wreathed in silver cloud, attended by angelic beings of light, arced with lightning and bathed in glory
You wear Nothing! And that is why people worship you
Your Godly superpower is Bolts of crackling lightning from your fingertips and total invincibility
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My birthdate is, of course, zero because before me there was nothing of importance to be counted. *wink*
 
 
Iam Ener
21 February 2006 @ 02:52 pm
Do... we need to talk. Can I come visit you?
 
 
Iam Ener
15 February 2006 @ 08:33 am
I'm REALLY bored. REALLY REALLY REALLY bored.

Do's not back yet, Gedatsu's still stuck in the laundry shoot, and Miffy's in Italy with her girlfriends. Bitch.

I'm SO BORED. AUGH.

I need a new HOBBY. Any suggestions? Something to occupy myself with.

GOD, I'M BORED.
 
 
Iam Ener
15 January 2006 @ 01:54 pm
ANY student, faculty, or staff caught intentionally or unintentionally trampling, picking, smashing, cutting, eating or otherwise the campus' landscaping will be subject to DISCIPLINARY ACTION.

So WATCH YOUR STEP, PLANT-HATERS. We're watching. And we've got a BIG SIGN that says "STAY OFF THE GRASS AND DON'T EAT THE FLOWERS".
 
 
Iam Ener
15 January 2006 @ 01:16 pm
WELL. It's finally OFFICIAL.

... I'm getting a divorce. TURNS OUT Miffy was CHEATING ON ME. And do you know who with? DO YOU KNOW WHO WITH?? EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE BASTARD MUPPET BABIES.

I mean, I just CAN'T BELIEVE IT. I THOUGHT Gonzo was my FRIEND. WE PLAYED POKER TOGETHER. I CHANGED HIS DIAPERS.

THAT FLOOZY! THAT HARLOT! THAT TWO BIT, TEN-TIME CRADLE-ROBBER. EVEN SCOOTER'S SISTER. LEZZIE SLUT! GOD. I'm SO DISILLUSIONED.

Next thing I know, she'll be telling me she bounced Statler and Waldorf TOO. OOOH. I played GOLF WITH THOSE BABIES.



If anyone needs me I'll be ripping my heart out and crying under my desk.
 
 
 
Iam Ener
15 December 2005 @ 09:51 am
Do, are you coming soon? I need more pills. And I can't get my tie to tie right. And I think the rats in the walls are back, even though I TOLD that gap-toothed idiot to put out traps.

It's cold in here.
 
 
Iam Ener
22 November 2005 @ 10:38 am
I've DECIDED to take the DAY off, for the PURPOSE of laying out on the grassy knoll behind my OFFICE.

Isn't it a BEAUTIFUL day?
 
 
Iam Ener
02 November 2005 @ 11:21 am
I'd LOVE it if you would FIND the TIME to come and visit me in my OFFICE.

As SOON as possible.
 
 
Iam Ener
02 November 2005 @ 11:21 am
Sometimes I wonder if Ener The Dean isn't bleeding into my own conciousness. Why else would I be typing in an online journal such as this instead of fucking that boy senseless?

Ah, but I'm sure he's long gone by now. He'll be back tomorrow of course. And I'll have to talk to him about his failure to return to work today. I don't recall ever giving him permission to take the rest of the day off, after all.

Anger is a lovely emotion isn't it?
 
 
Iam Ener
10 October 2005 @ 09:35 pm
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Mr. Thadues showed be how to make an LJ CUT. Isn't that amazing? XD
 
 
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